somethingdeepandmeaningfulI'msure

alexsaskarth:

if i die young and people i hate cry and use my death as an attention seeking tool, i want all of you to beat them to death so i may have my reckoning with them in the next life

cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 
cherry-chola:

send nudes

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day